If you don’t take a job as a prostitute, we can stop your benefits
Germany is a silly, silly land. In this land, the government can ascribe women to jobs in brothels, and if the job-seeker turns it down, they can lose their unemployment benefits.
…another example of politics at its finest!
It’s time to exercise the power of the people. As you, the people, are aware, it is rather cold outside, and has been consistently as of recent. I say to this, No More.
It’s time to get out the paper and pen. Address it to your local representative and/or senator. Tell them it’s time for change. Tell them: Either it warms up, or you get out. There are plenty of people who will replace them, and if they don’t want to enforce the will of THE PEOPLE, surely someone else will.
I point to the west, longingly and with purpose. Heightened levels of involvement in the political process have allowed for the rationalization of laws in many area, namely drug enforcement, stem cell research, environmental protection, and, you guessed it, temperature control. Though the last was more an understood as opposed to a formal movement for change, let there be no countervailing argument: It is warmer out there than it is here.
So start writing your letter. I’ll provide the stamp. Hell, I just made another dime, anyway.
Animal-Human Hybrids Spark Controversy
My friend Harley sent this to me.
I’m interested in the 3R (ridiculous religious right)’s reaction to this… =)